Usher: He spoke kindly to him and gave him a seat. 2 Kings 25:28
Church Attendance Secretary: “What is lacking cannot be counted.” Ecclesiastes 1:15
Church Bus Driver: The driving is like that of Jehu son of Nimshi—he drives like a maniac.” 2 Kings 9:20
Upwards Concession Stand Cashier: “You are to pay them in silver for the food you eat and the water you drink.” Deuteronomy 2:6
Funeral Dinner Committee: Prepare me the kind of tasty food I like and bring it to me to eat Genesis 27:4
Church Janitor: You must distinguish between the unclean and the clean Leviticus 11:47
Babies in the Nursery: “We shall not all sleep, but we shall all be changed” 1 Corinthians 15:51
Overwhelmed Children’s Worker: “But the children rebelled against me.” Ezekiel 20:21
Jr. High Boys Party Planner: “They will eat but not have enough;” Hosea 4:10
Overly friendly Greeter: Greet one another with a holy kiss. 1 Corinthians 16:20
Carnal Board Member (or Pastor): May his days be few; may another take his place of leadership. Psalm 109:8
Church Coffee Shop Barista: “and drink; drink your fill of love” Song of Songs 5:1
Youth Pastor following a Lock-in: “He lay fast asleep, exhausted.” Judges 4:21
Sr. Adult Pastor: The gray-haired and the aged are on our side. Job 15:10
Church Security team member: For in the day of trouble he will keep me safe Psalm 27:5
Contemporary Worship Leader: Praise him with the clash of cymbals, praise him with resounding cymbals. Psalm 150:5
All silliness aside as a pastor one of my life verses is this:
Lead Pastor: Be shepherds of God’s flock that is under your care, watching over them—not because you must, but because you are willing. 1 Peter 5:2
Bonus: Non-Churched Life Verses
Dentist: Take the silver and gold and make a crown Zechariah 6:11
Aaron Rogers (Green Bay Packers’ Quarterback): Rescue me from their ravages, my precious life from these lions. Psalm 35:17 (Can you tell I am a Detroit Lions football fan?)
Ohio State Football or New Yankees: Do not be surprised, my brothers and sisters, if the world hates you. 1 John 3:13 (Can you tell I am not a Buckeye or Yankee fan?)
Hotel Receptionist and Wake Up Caller: The hour has already come for you to wake up from your slumber Romans 13:11
McDonald’s Chicken McNuggets Cook: They cooked it in a pot or made it into loaves. And it tasted like something made with olive oil. Number 11:8
Cabela’s Patrons: Now then, get your equipment—your quiver and bow—and go out to the open country to hunt some wild game. Genesis 27:3
Do you have a life verse or favorite Bible verse? Share it with a friend today!
**All verses from the New International Version
Pastor Rob: You have an amazing gift of wit, rooted in the love of Jesus and love for your flock! Thank you for all those verses…they are truly a gift to us!😊 God’s blessings to you! See you Sunday. Jack Wagner
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